MUNTED – “Thiccboi” Heavy Duty Hand Cream, alpha version

Sorry folks, these are all sold out now!

Designed with hard working hands in mind, Thiccboi is a wonderfully rich, intense hand cream that you couldn’t shake out of the jar if you tried. Seriously, it is thiccccc.

This green powerhouse cares for hands that have seen some things; for your overwashed, overworked, roughed up and thirsty hands, Thiccboi has you covered.

Thiccboi uses kawakawa-infused hemp seed oil, jojoba oil and safflower oil to nourish; lanolin and mango butter to protect; and hyaluronic acid to rehydrate. Featuring a cationic emulsifier, this whippy delight leaves your hands powdery smooth, and will withstand a few hand washes too!


These tins represent the original version of Thiccboi released, labels printed at home and with minor variations between batches as the formulation was perfected. As the final version has now been released, with an updated fragrance range and properly printed labels, these original tins are being sold for a wee discount. All the same goodness as the final version, just with fugly labels and minor differences in the ratio of ingredients.

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Treebrush Apothecary’s original moisturiser, The OG, was designed to nourish and hydrate dry skin and leave its humans smelling like a party. It’s become the go-to for dry legs and overwashed hands across Aotearoa, and a gym bag favourite, but there remained a handful of early testers that wanted something far more heavy duty.

Thiccboi is that heavy duty answer.

Having gone through many, many iterations in testing, this current batch stands as the final prototype! It’s been tested on mechanics, nurses, truck drivers, tradies, gardeners and those of us who have to wash our hands all the heckin’ time.

What’s inside:

  • Hyaluronic Acid – a powerful humectant that holds an incredible amount of moisture; it can help to hydrate and smooth dry, angry skin.
  • Cold pressed, kawakawa-infused hemp seed oil – packed with fatty acids, this soothing, nourishing oil can help to strengthen and nourish the skin.
  • Mango butter – a lovely creamy addition, and considered to help with cracked skin.
  • Lanolin – a natural emmolient, meaning it slows water loss from the skin; it adds to the shielding power of Thiccboi.
  • Allantoin – the key active involved in Comfrey’s well-regarded healing power, this ingredient is considered to help with wound healing and helps to shed dead skin cells

If you’re keen to get down with the thiccness, grab one of these final prototypes!

Ingredients: Water, Hyaluronic acid, Glycerine, Hemp Seed Oil, Polawax, BTMS-50, Safflower oil, Mango butter, Cetostearyl alcohol, Lanolin, Jojoba Oil, Tamanu Oil, Allantoin, Fragrance, Propylene Glycol (and) Diazolidinyl Urea (and) Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate as preservative.

Weight 0.08 kg
Dimensions 5.5 × 5.5 × 3.8 cm
Fragrance / Size

30mL, Unfragranced, 30mL, Egyptian Amber, 30mL, Driftwood, 30mL, Rose Petal Gelato


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